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When I was a child,
-I used to stand by the road with friends and choose cars.
-I eat food from magazines.
-I try and step on my shadow or be ahead of it in the sun
when it is behind me.
-I believed that I had died in 1945 World War 2 and was born
again.
-I always felt the trees and grasses inside the bush were
running if I am in a moving car.
-I check inside the radio to see the person talking or
singing.
-I jump a moving car's shadow so it won't hit me.
-I think pictures hanged on the wall always stare at me.
-If I watched a movie and I wasn't satisfied with the ending,
I'll just rewrite the script in my head or dream.
-I thought to appear on TV, one had to go through a process
to become small to fit in a TV box.
-I expose my teeth in the sun just to get it white.
-I pretend I am sick so that I can miss school.
-I am always happy when government declares a strike so
that I won't go to school.
-I would kiss the television screen when I see beautiful girls
on TV.
-I try to force my hand in a bottle to feel the inside.
-When I took the 31st position in class out of 35, I will
cancel the 3 and leave the 1.
-I put pillow on my belly telling people I'm pregnant.
-I back slippers or sticks as a baby and breastfeed them.
-Whenever I urinate on the bed, I will draw my sister to my
side and sleep on her own side.
-I usually hit the television set feeling I'm hitting the actors.